I came home from school to find this oddly shaped vegetable on my kitchen counter without an explaination. And then I decided to have a photoshoot because what else would you use unidentified, abnormally large vegetables for.
I am ~fashion~
and in that moment, I swear we were infinite
ACTUAL HERBIVORE BEINGHIPSTERISTOOMAINSTREAM
SHIT I’M LATE FOR VEGGIE TALES AUDITIONS
I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY TO FIND OUT MY MOM CHOPPED THE THING UP BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
PLOT TWIST: YOU DON’T JUST GET STABBED IN THE BACK (BY YOUR OWN MOTHER JFC) YOU GET FUCKING STABBED IN THE CUCUMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
FUCK YOU CHICK FIL A I SEE YOU LURKING THIS IS YOUR DOING I KNOW IT
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
Best friend: Seungho, YAY!!!
Crush on you: Mir, LOL.
First kiss: Seungho, OMG, jsjajaja
Teases you: Lee Joon, oh, this is not weird at all, as he is the master of teasing.
Lover: GO. LOL, that’s the role that fits him best.
Cockblock: GO, wut? I guess he cockblocks me from other people LOL.
My best friend is GO. Seungho likes to tease me. Probably because Joon who was my first kiss has a crush on me but I’m with Thunder. Joon always tries to ruin our relationship.
My Best Friend and who has a crush on me is G.O. My first kiss is with Seungho (YAY!!). Joon tease’s me and my lover is G.O. All the while I’m being cockblocked by Mir.
I think it makes sense that Thunder was my best friend who teases me and has a crush on me, therefore cockblocking Joon, my first kiss and lover hahaha although, I really would kinda prefer if they switched roles :P
Thunder is my best friend, but he always teases me about the fact that even though Joon is actually my lover, I lost my first kiss to GO… Who also has a crush on me. Unfortunately, even with all this going on, Seungho keeps managing to cockblock us.
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.
Those gays have ruined my mind omg
woah, wtf just happened?
Lou, what the fuck did you do to my brain.
BUT WHAT OMFG AND IT WAS THE ONLY ONE I EVEN THOUGHT OF WTF
OKAY SERIOUSLY… WTF JUST HAPPENED?!
ARE THEY WATCHING ME. OMFG GUYS I THINK THAT THEY’RE IN MY HOUSE.
how do you do dance
you have no feet
how do you do
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|ピ:||Did you like Pokemon as a child?|
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|☁:||Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?|
|(;° ロ°):||Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?|
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|➍:||Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?|
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|高:||How often do you use headphones/earbuds?|
|ಲ:||Headphones or earbuds?|
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|⊙﹏⊙:||Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?|
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|（．＿．）:||Do you think you are an awkward person?|
|メ:||Cupcakes or muffins?|
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|♯:||Would you like to be able to fly?|
|(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ:||Ever done or considered to do drugs?|
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|Æ:||What color underwear did you wear yesterday?|
|☪:||Have you ever flipped off someone?|
|♬:||Cats or dogs?|
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|の:||Chocolate or Vanilla?|
|◐:||Have you ever seen a meteor shower?|
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|ℨ:||If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?|
|Σ:||Have you ever farted in public before?|
|ℋ:||Tell us a recent awkward moment you had.|
|♔:||Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?|
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